he shaved USA in his pubs
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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