Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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