Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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