Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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