My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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