It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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