I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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