Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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Come see our sink grown plant.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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