Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
high people should be assigned attendants
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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