All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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