OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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