Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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