So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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