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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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