You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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