I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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