so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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