But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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