I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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