He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery