thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.