so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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