I never want to see another naked old woman again.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just high enough for therapy.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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