We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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