I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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