Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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