Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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