i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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