Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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