today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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