I can tuck mytits in my pants
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just high enough for therapy.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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