Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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