I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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