wakey wakey hands off snakey
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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