I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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