why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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