i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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