so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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