Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
