that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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