everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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