Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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