is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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