I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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