You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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