At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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