I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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