is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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