Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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