Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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