I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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