we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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