Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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