Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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